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As you can see, we're running a little low in the metrology joke department. In fact, only a few people have ever heard a metrology joke. If you know of one, please fill out the form below. If it's funny, or close to being funny, (and it's clean) we'll post it. Submit as many as you like. The employees of Hart Scientific shall be the sole judges of what jokes we put on the web. While it's true most of our employees have little or no sense of humor, we have identified three that do so we're qualified to do the judging.

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